The spam area go crazy

Moderator: Admin


Postby Don_Smurf » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:36 pm


A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed

was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,

propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the

letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing

you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to

avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,

but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her

piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because

she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said

that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods, and

has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having

many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't,

really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading

it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and

ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for

AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know

your many grandchildren.

Love, your son,


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life

than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home :)

RLMAO still laughing even now i've read it a few times

speak saturday night
Posts: 426
Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:00 pm
Has thanked: 6 times
Been thanked: 27 times

Return to Smurfs spam and fun

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests