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Postby Don_Smurf » Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:48 pm

A farmer stopped by the local garage to have his truck fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would
just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at B & Q and bought a bucket and a gallon of
paint. He then stopped by the market and picked up a couple of chickens and
a goose. However, struggling outside the market he now had a problem - how
to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to
Church Lane ?'

The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
the lane I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'

The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the
bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?'

'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home. On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time.'

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me... How do I know that when we get in
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and
have your way with me?'

The farmer said, 'Jesus lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint,
two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?'

The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens!!!
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