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Postby Don_Smurf » Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:02 am

Understanding Computer Engineers One:
Two computer students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second one replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."The first computer engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Understanding Computer Engineers Two:
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.To the computer engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Computer Engineers Three:
A priest, a doctor, and a computer engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him."He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The computer engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Understanding Computer Engineers Four:
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Computer Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Understanding Computer Engineers Five:
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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Re: understanding computer engineers

Postby untraceable » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:47 pm

i like 4 and 5 :lol:
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Re: understanding computer engineers

Postby Moby Smurf » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:27 pm

untraceable wrote:i like 4 and 5 :lol:



haha paul, I liked 1 to 3 :shock: realy funny brian, love the computer engineers conclusion on the golfer joke...
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Re: understanding computer engineers

Postby PREjuDiceD » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:40 pm

I likes em all but I have no Idea how to thank the author,is that something i need to be granted permission for?
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Re: understanding computer engineers

Postby ManiaSmurf » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:28 pm

PREjuDiceD wrote:I likes em all but I have no Idea how to thank the author,is that something i need to be granted permission for?


press the little thumbs up button on the authors post, top right ;)
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Re: understanding computer engineers

Postby PREjuDiceD » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:22 pm

ooh,ty sam
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