Hell Just Got Nicer

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Hell Just Got Nicer

Postby Don_Smurf » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:57 pm

Where would we be without ENGINEERS??????? - far more sensible than accountants/bankers/lawyers etc.............................................



>> Hell Just Got Nicer
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>> An engineer dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gate and
>> says, "What! An Engineer! You're in the wrong place! Beat it!"
>>
>> So, he goes down to Hell, and gets settled in. But he soon becomes
>> dissatisfied with conditions there, and begins to make improvements.
>> Before long, there's running water, flush toilets, escalators, even air
>> conditioning, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
>>
>> One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
>> how's it going down there?"
>>
>> Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning
>> and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this
>> engineer is going to come up with next."
>>
>> God replies, "What! You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should
>> never have gotten down there. Send him up right away!
>>
>> Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
>> keeping him."
>>
>> God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue your shiny red pants off!"
>>
>> "Oh, yeah?" the Devil replies. "Where are you going to get a lawyer?!?"
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Re: Hell Just Got Nicer

Postby blackfox » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:55 pm

LOL love it
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