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Fancy dress advice

Postby Don_Smurf » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:03 pm

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy
dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden
leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right
as a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he
writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another
parcel and note:


Dear Sir,

Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you
will really look the part.

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has
gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald
head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days
later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the
accompanying letter:


Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the
tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your
arse
and go as a toffee apple.
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