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THE BLOND MORTICIAN

Postby Don_Smurf » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:34 pm

THE BLOND MORTICIAN


A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing

an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blond mortician

asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body

dressed. She points out that the man does look very

good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that

she always thought her husband looked his best in

blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She

gives the blond mortician a blank check and says, 'I

don't care what it costs, but please have my husband

in a blue suit for the

viewing.'

The woman returns the next

day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her

husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a

subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him

perfectly...

She says to the mortician,

'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an

excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did

you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blond mortician returns her blank check.

'There's no charge,'
she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue

suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blond says,
'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased

gentleman of about your husband's size was brought

in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was

wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if

she minded him going to his grave wearing a black

suit instead, and she said it made no difference as

long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'




(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT

COMING!!!)
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Re: THE BLOND MORTICIAN

Postby Rampant Smurf » Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:36 pm

lol :)
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