I'm off to Tesco ...........

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I'm off to Tesco ...........

Postby Don_Smurf » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:52 pm

I'm off to Tesco ...........
A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he
got to the checkout he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he
asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the
register.
She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied
that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She
reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Checkout 5.'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the checkout, he told
the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she
could have some brought to the checkout for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick
feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized
condoms, Checkout 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the
checkout he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what
size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he
did. She reached over the counter, gave him a long, gentle squeeze then
picked up the intercom and said.......................... ..........



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